No time like
the present! You can always procrastinate
later.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
What do you
get when you put woolly animals before a cart?
A sheep yoke!
-- Moshe Wilkinson
All the
kobolds are in agreement. They are going to
act with imp unity.
-- Moshe
Wilkinson
You
have to remain optimistic. After all, the
building might be very tall and the ground
still far away.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
I
thought I had made it clear that what I said
was redundant.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
I
hope they find Mandelbrot soon.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
The
good news is that the bad news couldn't be
worse.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
I
fell into ice cream and couldn't get out. I
have been wandering in the dessert all day.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
Earwax
is a cereous matter.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
Les
trois éléments d'une histoire sont l'amour,
l'humour et les morts.
-- Moïse Wilkinson
There
are three basic types of chemical substances.
Type 1 are edible things. That means you can
eat them. Type 2 are toxic materials. Eat them
slowly. Type 3 are unknown. Lick first.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
Agricola
bonus habet alvum magnam.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
I
keep my kippa in my right hand pocket and my
umbrella in the left. I have the kippa to show
my love and respect for G-d, and I have the
umbrella because I don’t trust Him.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
With
enough preparation you can save any amount of
time.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
Never
do anything without acquiring sufficient data
first. In fact, I never do anything, just to
make sure.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
I
think the kid who plays video games all day is
just wasting his lives.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
A
woman with perfect memory will never find the
perfect man.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
Sometimes
I think that I am the only normal person in
the world.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
Stealing
someone’s duvet is blanket theft!
-- Moshe Wilkinson
Religion
is a smart man’s admission that he cannot know
everything. Religious fundamentalism is a
stupid man’s admission that he thinks he knows
enough.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
I
never find myself marvelling at one of the
wonders of the modern world, say a skyscraper
or a mobile phone or the cure for a terrible
disease, and thanking a sociologist for it.
-- Moshe Wilkinson
I
saw the writing on the wall. Unfortunately it
was in Aramaic.
-- Moshe Wilkinson