Wisdom

I fell into ice cream and couldn't get out. I have been wondering in the dessert all day.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Earwax is a cereous matter.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Les trois éléments d'une histoire sont l'amour, l'humour et les morts.
-- Moïse Wilkinson

There are three basic types of chemical substances. Type 1 are edible things. That means you can eat them. Type 2 are toxic materials. Eat them slowly. Type 3 are unknown. Lick first.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Agricola bonus habet alvum magnam.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Real life is overrated. The major rating agencies gave real life a B+ while several fantasies got AA and AAA ratings.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

I keep my kippa in my right hand pocket and my umbrella in the left. I have the kippa to show my love and respect for G-d, and I have the umbrella because I don’t trust Him.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

“Cold” is just another way of saying that it is not warm.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

It is raining. I blame the weather. I tried blaming my flatmate but he said it wasn’t his fault.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

If it is raining outside it could be raining. If it is raining inside you could be outside. If you are outside and see it rain inside you have to move.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

More different: two things are more different than just different when they are not the same at all.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Smart people do not, after all, live in Switzerland. They live in Austria. And they hide.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Black and white are not that different. White is just a very very light black and black is just a very very dark white. They can basically look the same.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

With enough preparation you can save any amount of time.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Never do anything without acquiring sufficient data first. In fact, I never do anything, just to make sure.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

I think the kid who plays video games all day is just wasting his lives.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

A woman with perfect memory will never find the perfect man.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Sometimes I think that I am the only normal person in the world.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Stealing someone’s duvet is blanket theft!
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Religion is a smart man’s admission that he cannot know everything. Religious fundamentalism is a stupid man’s admission that he thinks he knows enough.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

I never find myself marvelling at one of the wonders of the modern world, say a skyscraper or a mobile phone or the cure for a terrible disease, and thanking a sociologist for it.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

I saw the writing on the wall. Unfortunately it was in Aramaic.
-- Moshe Wilkinson


 © Andrew Brehm 2016